Welcome to our BL…Never mind.

BY LEMONSQUEEZIY
Do you know how difficult it is to sit down & do NOTHING? Give it a try! Are feeling twitchy? Do you feel the itch on your head, leg, face, nose?
Most people consider shortcuts unacceptable, but the truth is, it is an art.We, the LemonSqueeziy, solemnly swear to impart our knowledge of efficiency to all tasks to all you people out there. We believe that everyone has an inner want for shortcuts, no matter who you are and it is our mission to bring it out.What you can expect from us:
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To give you an idea of what you can anticipate from our blog, here are some examples that we drew motivation from:
1.       Thought Catalog
Don’t be turned off by the sea of words that you will encounter when you open the page, they actually give tips on things you would never think of, from school tips to sex tips.
Take a look.
2.       Huffington Post
Though Huffington Post is not well known for its entertainment value, it does have some rather unusual posts that put a tingle in your funny bone. Unlike Thought Catalog, Huff Post gives you visuals. Lazy people looove visuals because aren’t we all too lazy to read? Besides, a picture speaks a thousand words.
3.       1000lifehacks
1000 Life Hacks gives you tips on how to live your life a little smoother. Tips range from food to technology. Visit it to gain valuable extra knowledge and impress your friends at the same time! This blog also has a visually appealing design with minimal words.

In all seriousness, we hope that you find our articles entertaining and informative.

As we believe ‘Why work hard when there are shortcuts?’

Yours truly,
The LemonSqueeziy

8 comments

  1. Oh i think being able to take short cuts is the grandest thing in in life and cheers to all ya’lls making it possible for us 😀 😀 😀

  2. the pot of iron on the start of the rainbow · · Reply

    very nice but why only shortcuts?

    1. Wonderful question. In this success and goal-driven generation, most everyone is rushing to get everything done in short time. We provide our readers with shortcut tips so all of you can have more time to yourself, while getting things done anyway.

      Hope that answered your question! 🙂

  3. something · · Reply

    i use huffington post a lot. but i never knew the other 2. thanks for the information

  4. i am here · · Reply

    can you provide with more sources of information like inventor’s strategy? 3 seems few.

  5. very interesting

  6. HAH i love the how title’s all whoop we don;t even have the time to finish the title, that;s how much time we;re saving.

  7. Lol’s the title’s funny, I hope everyone gets it 🙂

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